Entercommies Bowling

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After a few weeks off, the Entercommies have returned stronger than ever. Strong, until the beer set, in that is. All the same, each player averaged at least 100 per game. We also decided to forego the teams this week, due to low turnout.

Jenny (aka Yenni) had many good showings, reaching nearly 200 in her second game.

Wes (aka Playgirl) bowled his best game ever, a 137, even managing three strikes on his tenth frame.

Mike (aka Wonderbread) managed to get the highest score of any game, with an astounding 192 in his second game.

Shane (aka Marble Man) averaged a 130 all game long, and did it without ingesting any marbles.

Joe (aka The Duke) put everyone to shame, winning two of the three games

Game 1:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Jenny	8 1 9	4 4 17	X 31	4 0 35	8 0 43	8 / 63	X 83	9 / 102	9 0 111	3 4 118	118
Wes	X 19	6 3 28	9 / 45	7 0 52	9 0 61	7 2 70	6 3 79	9 / 98	9 0 107	XXX 137	137
Mike	1 8 9	7 / 25	6 3 34	X 54	6 / 72	8 0 80	6 3 89	6 / 108	9 / 127	9 0 136	136
Shane	8 / 10	0 / 30	X 49	7 2 58	6 3 67	6 1 74	X 91	6 1 98	X 118	7/6 134	134
Joe	2 4 6	7 2 15	9 / 35	X 64	X 84	9 / 104	X 133	X 152	9 0 161	7/8 179	179

Game 2:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Jenny	X 20	9 / 39	9 0 48	9 0 57	5 / 73	6 / 92	9 / 111	9 / 131	X 161	XX7 188	188
Wes	9 0 9	7 2 18	5 1 24	8 / 40	6 / 53	3 4 60	7 2 69	9 / 79	0 5 84	6 1 91	91
Mike	7 1 8	X 28	9 / 48	X 68	X 88	X 117	X 136	9 0 145	X 173	X81 192	192
Shane	9 0 9	5 / 29	X 50	X 67	1 6 74	1 / 94	X 112	6 2 120	X 139	9 0 148	148
Joe	9 0 9	8 / 27	8 / 47	X 74	X 91	7 0 98	9 0 107	X 126	9 0 135	9 0 144	144

Game 3:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Jenny	X 18	3 5 26	5 4 35	9 0 44	X 64	3 / 84	X 102	8 0 110	3 3 116	9 0 125	125
Wes	0 3 3	6 3 12	1 8 21	7 0 28	7 1 36	1 5 42	X 59	6 1 66	3 0 69	8/X 89	89
Mike	5 4 9	9 / 26	7 2 35	8 0 43	8 / 61	8 1 70	X 90	8 / 110	X 128	8 0 136	136
Shane	7 / 17	7 / 34	7 1 42	0 7 49	0 8 57	3 6 66	1 / 84	8 1 93	9 0 102	8 0 110	110
Joe	X 19	9 0 28	9 0 37	X 67	X 97	X 125	X 144	8 1 153	7 / 172	9 0 181	181

Joe is so powerful he warps space and time	Jeff politely invites Jenny to dance	Jenny's wind up	Wes is a gentle bowler
Jenny is prideful even in defeat	John releases the Wrath	Jeff takes his game to the edge	The fame has gotten to Jenny
Attack of the 50-Foot Jenny	The Agony of Defeat	Joe's palms, freshly shaven	Jenny's rarely-seen "modest side"
Mike and John talk shop	John calms the crowd	Watch the hand, Jenny	Jeff climbs Mount Jenny
Jeff rewards Jenny for the dance	Jeff's element of surprise	Jenny is very impressed	John finds something in his beer
Wes: A man possessed	Joe "gays it up"	Mike is a slave to the groove	Breaking the sound barrier...and wind
Joe: amazing bowler and MENSA president	Why could Wes be so angry?	The sound is funnier than the visual	Mike kickstarts his game
Dog's eye view	Jump 1: Mike	Jenny raises the ball high out of respect	Jump 2: Joe
John punches for joy	Jump 3: Jeff	Jump 4: Wes	Jump 5: John
Wes shows his best side	Jenny's caught in the Manwich	Jeff's a happy man for having all his pins standing	Jeff paddles out

Entercommies bowling rages on! Some games improved, some felt no need for improvement. Below are the recaps:

Jeff (aka Kingsly) topped 100 in his second game, which was most likely due to amazing dance moves that left other players who shall go unnamed (Jenny) too amazed to bowl.

Wes (aka Bukkake Tsunami) again declined a 100+ game in order to keep his camera finger in shape, rather than using it to pitch a large piece of urethane.

John (aka John Holmes) improved his average score from 104 to 107, as the Wrath of Com continues.

Joe (aka Turk 182) vastly improved over his previous games, averaging 185 (versus his previous 120). It was most likely attributed to Jeff's continued dancing, having the opposite effect than it did on Jenny.

Mike (aka Mer) bowled an amazing combined score of 584, beating out all of his competitors and even his own teammates. Even more impressive was his record six strikes in a row during his first game. Frankenscence and Gold are reported to be cowering in fear.

Jenny (aka Sexual Vanilla) managed to beat at least two thirds of the Red Team each game. Thankfully this is not immasculating, as Jenny is also a better poker player and stronger drinker than the Red Team. Suspicious of her actual gender are valid.

In the end, Yellow was the winner, 1472 to 789 (nearly 2:1).
Red: 1, Yellow: 1

Game 1:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Red Team
Jeff	0 9 9	8 1 18	7 0 25	5 4 34	3 0 37	3 6 46	7 0 53	6 2 61	8 0 69	7 2 78	78
Wes	8 0 8	3 6 17	9 0 26	4 3 33	5 4 42	X 62	9 / 72	0 0 72	3 0 75	5 0 80	80
John	1 6 7	7 0 14	1 8 23	6 / 40	7 2 49	8 / 68	9 0 77	7 2 86	1 4 91	9 0 100	100
Yellow Team
Joe	8 0 8	X 36	X 56	8 / 76	X 96	7 / 116	X 135	9 0 144	X 164	9/9 183	183
Mike	9 / 18	8 / 36	8 0 44	8 / 64	X 84	8 / 104	X 134	X 164	X 194	XXX 224	224
Jenny	7 1 8	4 1 13	6 1 20	7 1 28	9 0 37	6 2 45	8 0 53	6 0 59	6 / 79	X 34 96	96

Game 2:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Red Team
Jeff	9 / 17	7 0 24	8 0 32	7 / 51	9 0 60	9 0 69	X 86	7 0 93	9 0 102	6 3 111	111
Wes	7 0 7	1 3 11	8 0 19	8 0 27	1 0 28	6 2 36	0 5 41	6 3 50	5 0 55	6 3 64	64
John	7 2 9	3 5 17	7 1 25	X 42	7 0 49	8 / 64	5 0 69	7 1 77	6 3 86	9 0 95	95
Yellow Team
Joe	X 19	9 0 28	7 / 47	9 / 63	6 / 82	9 / 102	X 119	7 0 126	8 0 134	9/9 153	153
Mike	X 19	7 2 28	7 / 48	X 77	X 97	9 / 114	7 / 134	X 162	X 180	8 0 188	188
Jenny	7 2 9	3 / 27	8 0 35	8 0 43	9 / 62	9 0 71	8 / 82	1 6 89	6 1 96	X 20 108	108

Game 3:

	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	Total
Red Team
Jeff	7 2 9	X 26	7 0 33	1 0 34	X 44	0 0 44	7 0 51	8 0 59	9 0 68	0 0 68	68
Wes	1 0 1	0 7 8	5 1 14	3 0 17	0 / 34	7 0 41	7 0 48	9 0 57	6 / 67	0 1 68	68
John	8 / 13	3 4 20	9 / 37	7 0 44	7 2 53	9 / 69	6 3 78	1 8 87	4 / 107	X 62 125	125
Yellow Team
Joe	7 1 8	X 34	X 54	6 / 74	X 104	X 133	X 153	9 / 173	X 199	X6/ 219	219
Mike	X 19	9 0 28	X 54	X 73	6 3 82	8 1 91	X 115	X 135	4 / 154	9/8 172	172
Jenny	3 6 9	8 0 17	6 2 25	7 0 32	9 / 47	5 0 52	X 72	5 / 92	X 112	9/7 129	129

The Wrath of Com	Ethan sends one down the lane	Jeffrey: Portrait of a Bowler	RR steers the ball with his body
Jenny's face of determination	Victor applies his pitching arm to a whole new game	Jenny's dirty strategy of distraction	Ethan and RR talk shop
Ethan concentrates hard	Joe likes to watch	Jeff's eyes of rage	Jeff keeps the cannon warmed up
Ethan tries his "overhand" strategy	Crouching Ethan, Hidden Jeff	Bowling is intense	Victor loves Def Leppard
(The coat of) Jenny gets around	Ethan and Jeff are gay happy	Interception!	No flash photography, please
Victor-y personified	Shot taken by the Batman TV show	Look...closely	Wes is one with the ball
So long, lanes!